I’ve never seen so many bitches with dreds patronizing a strip club. I’ve never seen so much PBR consumed at a strip club. I have never smelled so much B.O. and patchouli in a strip club.
All that said, and overlooking the fact that Portland is likely my least favorite city in the US, Sassy’s had hot bitches who eventually were fully nude. And because it’s a tattooed hipster haven, I think that, were I to go there by myself, I could probably hook up with a bitch fairly easily. No contact when tipping–what the fuck is wrong with the west coast?
I mean, seriously. These are the people who go to Sassy’s. Hipster as fuck. But, I mean, if the universe shits on me and I find myself back in this hive of heroin addicted communists, I will definitely revisit this place.