Do you like your strip club to be NASDAQ listed? If so, Tootsies is for you.
Tootsies, a longtime Miami institution, moved from a small strip mall location to what was once a BJ’s Warehouse Club store…and they used the whole space. The interior looks like the New York, NY Hotel and Casino in Vegas, but with ass and titties flopping around everywhere.
There are multiple restaurants on site (including a knockoff Hooters aptly called “Knockers”) and enough bar space and big screens to make it a viable game-watching venue. And on football Sundays, the proximity to Sun Life Stadium means the joint is filled with middle aged dudes in Dolphins gear (“Just going to the game, Honey!”)
There are plasma monitors listing all the dancers on the floor at any given time, so stalking Charisma and Destiny is virtually effortless. I’ve been told by employees that dancing at Tootsies is so profitable that a substantial portion of them drive in from Tampa on the weekends.
There’s a chill, lounge-y second level, as well.
The girls here are the hottest in Dade, and judging by the amount of gaping asshole you see on stage, it’s a safe bet that lots of these girls are also pounded regularly on camera (Miami, of course, being home to Reality Kings and Bang Brothers.)
It’s the fucking Epcot of strip clubs, basically.